What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Neither have I

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

black people

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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