- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

YOU

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

This isn't funny.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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