- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Women's rights.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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