- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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