why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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George Bush.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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