What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

your mum

Nickelback

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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