why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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i have two hands.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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