Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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The NBA and womens sports

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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42, that is all

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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