- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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