- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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