Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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