- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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