Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

its all aodhan

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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