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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

the WNBA

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Terry has ebola

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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