What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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the WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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