Misner is a twat.

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GADZOOKS!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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