- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

ugh good riddance

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Ross.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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