- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Your Mom

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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