Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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