Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Hello

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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That's what she didn't say

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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