- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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