- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Knock Knock Yes?

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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