Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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