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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Roey Jegen

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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