- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

^that joke a piece of shit

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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