Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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you will now laugh.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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