How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What black and has children A black man

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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No.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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