Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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