- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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