Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Apple.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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