Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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