- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Girls

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

#scabbers

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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