- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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