Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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