why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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