Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Proof reading

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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