Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What is 8 times 4? 32

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Penisland

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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