- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Your mother is a man.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Yo daddy!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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