why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What did the fish say? Moo

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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