Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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