- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Hey, Max!!

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

We didnt star the fire ...........

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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