- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

whats really hot the sun

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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