What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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