- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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