why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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