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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Chuck Norris.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

rape that shit

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Sit on Santas lap Boner

black people

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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