What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Chuck Norris.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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