- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A jew go out of a bar

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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