What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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