- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Women's rights.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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