- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

My butt!!!!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

boobs

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

knock knock go away ok

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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