Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Your mom

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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¿melano?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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8=D

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Google Doodles

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Potato

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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